I‘m a computer!


I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles. Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.

I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog, my gardening, and on holiday, spending time by the pool. I listen to their conversations, tell them that I “Like” them, and give them my opinion on every subject

that interests me….whether it interests them or not.

It works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

And … No! I am not losing it! After 76 years, my personal hard drives and memory banks are just full! I do have an external hard drive, but am just a little worried as to where I should plug it in?

Tomorrow I will go to my family pharmacy and find out if there is some medication that I can take to ‘defrag’ my neurological software components, and personal hard drives?


Article by Izzy Dorff